Posts Tagged as ‘Dog Catcher’

July 16, 2009

W.W.S.B.D.

It was Deja and Karma that found me. They said I was barking in my sleep and making quick jabbing moves with my paws. I hope they didn’t catch me drooling into the pillow.

Now I don’t usually recall my dreams but this one was so vivid that it ended up shaking me awake. It was [...]

July 6, 2009

Meet Ambassador Louie

It is safe to say that when returning home from my visit and speech to Porterhouse University, that I had hoped for some time to catch up. Maybe a little R & R. Kick up my paws and finish some odds and ends around the house. But sometimes, events happen unexpectedly and catch you flat [...]

June 6, 2009

And the Winner Is…

Disingenuous. Outrageous. Gigolo.
These were the headlines splashed on every newspaper and barked across the talk radio airwaves. The whiff of scandal was in the air and every journalist had picked up on the scent. The pup-a-razzi was snapping my picture everywhere I went. I never dreamt that running for dog catcher would [...]

June 4, 2009

A Brewing Scandal Is Stirred

Life on the campaign trail had been filled with kissing puppies and non-stop speeches for days on end. The “Take Back the Doghouse!” rallying cry had begun to resonate with all ages and breeds. Wagging tails welcomed me wherever I went.
“Every dog deserves to be a happy dog and in a happy home,” I [...]

May 30, 2009

Dog Catcher or Bust

There are moments in a dog’s life that galvanizes him into action. I had come to a crossroads. It was time to be serious. It was time to announce my candidacy for dog catcher.
“That’s dumb,” Delfina said while looking up from her book. She was tucked into an overstuffed pillow. “You [...]